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Andy was a successful broker with a major financial firm in town. One weekend evening he was researching the supernatural on his home computer and was intrigued with an ad from Madame Tia’s House of Spells that guaranteed satisfaction or double your money back.  It assured the user could become the girl of their dreams for 7 days, and was only $119.97.  It was worth a shot, he thought, since he had a 2 week vacation coming up in about six weeks.  As he placed the order he noticed the link that said “for details, click here” but was too tired to read it.  He placed the order.       

 

The order arrived, and when his vacation time came, he packed the serum along with his clothing, including a cute two-piece suit he had ordered for this occasion.  The first night at the resort, he took the serum at bedtime and went to sleep.  When he woke in the morning, he knew it had been a restless night.  He threw back the covers and sat up and immediately felt the weight of his chest bouncing.  “Wow, this actually worked.”  He couldn’t wait to get to the beach and flaunt his new figure for all the guys.

For the next week his life had many new and fascinating experiences.  It seemed the boys were always hanging around, and two of them became very close, and eventually quite intimate with Andrea.  “OMG, females have amazing orgasms,” he thought as he had his first climax.  “This is unbelievable.”  He must have had over two dozen sexual trysts that week.  On the seventh night, Andy was unhappy about this week coming to an end.  But it was going to be one he knew he would never forget.   Before he went to sleep, he brought himself to one more arousal.  When he awoke in the morning, he didn’t understand.  He still had this amazing body.  He looked around for the spell’s instructions, and called the customer service number to ask what was wrong.  When he explained the situation to Claudia, she asked how many times he had sex in the last week?  He replied “Maybe two dozen.  Why?”  She replied “I hate to tell you this, but the instructions clearly state that orgasms must be limited to 10 or less for the week.  You went way over the limit.  I’m afraid you better start getting used to your new body.  You now have a fully functioning female body.”  Claudia heard the phone drop on the floor.  “Hello!  Hello!  Is anybody there?”  Andy had fainted.  “Too bad that happened.  I never had to chance to caution her that she can now get pregnant too.”