The Body Swap

Ernie couln't believe this was happening, but it

obviously was.  How could he had even contemplated

such an idea?

Let's go back in time a little so this scenario actually

makes a little sense.  It primarily began years ago

when Ernie and Melissa were in grade school.  Ernie

never understood why Melissa consistently teased

and tormented him.  It made no sense4, since he had

never done anything bad to her, at least that he knew 

of.  But it was really getting old, and very fast too.

Ernie began to devise a plan to exact revenge on her,

and he decided that a body swap was what he needed

to do.  Maybe if he took control of her body for maybe

a weekend, he could bring her down off her high

perch.  And, besides, then maybe he could discover

just what made her the way she was.  He located a 

book in the library titled "Ridiculous Spells That People 

Think Really Work."  He figured it must have been 

written by a skeptic.  But he'd used this spell before 

and he knew it worked.  That night, as he read the 

spell, he thought "OK, Melissa, here I come."  

Suddenly he was in a strange room--a girl's room.  As

he glanced around the room, he heard the sound of

a key in the door.  It opened and a man walked in.  

It had to be Melissa's dad.  He handed her two pairs

of cuffs and told her to strip, that he's be back in a

few minutes.  What the heck, Ernie thought.  He just

sat there...bewildered.  The man returned and looked

angry.  "Bitch, I told you to take off those clothes.  Now

do it!."  Reluctantly she did as told.  He told her to get

on the bed and put her hands behind her back.  The

cuffs were then snapped on her wrists and ankles.  The

rest of the weekend was spend as her father's sex toy. 

This was not how Ernie had envisioned it.  Now he could 

see why Melissa had been so mean.  She needed someone

to abuse for her self-image, and he was the one she

chose.  And poor Ernie would eventually discover that

this time the reverse spell wouldn't work.  He was stuck

as Melissa now.  This literally sucked.  But at school on

Monday, Ernie and Melissa felt a common bond now.