Brother Bride

So, what are you looking at?

You, little brother.  Are you still my brother though?  Can

a brother be a bride?

Just quit asking stupid questions.  Don't you have

something better to do?

Nope, and besides Mom wants me to stay with you--

in case you need any help.  She wants you to look so

pretty for the wedding, you know.  Say Sara Marx, the

girl down the street, told me this guy you're getting

married to has a big cock.  Is that true?

I dunno, I think it's big enough--for me anyway.

Just go away will you?

NOPE!  I told you I'm here if you need any help.

Mom's orders, you know.

Then just shut up, OK?

You know I can't do that.  It's not my nature.  I just

can't believe that my brother will be a bride before I

will--albeit a sissy bride.  Just think, outdone by my

sissy brother.  I'll never live this down.  Maybe you're

just a better girl than me, huh?

Go away, get lost.  Vamoose!

Listen, the music has started.  Let's go so you can

become a bride. bro.  Oh, you look so pretty.  I'm jealous.