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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Rehabilitating Prisoners


Meet Inmate 3769122SB.  This one in now working in one of the three state-
owned brothels after being 'rehabilitated' at the prison hospital in Lincoln
Township.  When the state realized the amount of money their prison system
was taking from the budget, a task force was assembled to find a novel way
that the prisoners could be put to work and help pay for their costs while in
the system.  The solution decided upon, after some rigorous debating in the
statehouse, was to establish a series of state-owned and operated casinos
and brothels, and staff each primarily with specially selected inmates.  That
meant selecting the right inmates for each facility.  Since the majority of the
staff at each location would be female, sometimes that meant that some
prisoners, mainly males, would be required to undergo involutary sex change
surgeries.  That was the case with Inmate 3769122SB.  Entering the prison
system for the relatively mild crime of possession of marijuana.  At that time
her name was Ronald McMarlo.  McMarlo was considered a promising candidate
for this new rehabilitation program, and 9 months ago underwent the forced
sex reassignment.  Rhonda McMarlo now works at a combination casino and
brothel along with dozens of other prisoners.  While each is still considered
an inmate and part of the prison system, these girls have certain freedoms
not available to those still behind bars.  Escape in not a major concern as
each has been implanted with a GPS location tracker.  While Rhonda is not
thrilled with her new position, it sure bears prison--though she was getting
screwed a lot in prison.  But at least here, the work is easy, and the beer is
free.  Now if they would only get some pot in here.

1 comment:

  1. Let's hear it for free-enterprise and some original thinking. The state gets money and reduces the inmate population at the same time .Is there a "Lay-away Plan " for low risk offenders facing hefty fines, so they can repay their societal debts as well ?. The tax-payers save money as well. Interesting fantasy ; imagine if all sex criminals had to serve this sentence ? Few occurrences of rape, molestation, and so on. One of the oddest and thought-provoking captions I've ever seen.
    Ftygrl
    :)

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