Andy was a successful broker with a major financial firm in town. One weekend
evening he was researching the supernatural on his computer and was intrigued
with an ad from Madame Tia's House of spells that guaranteed satisfaction or
your money back. It assured the user could become the girl of their dreams for
only $119.97. It was worth a shot, thought Andy, and since he had a two-week
vacation coming up in about two weeks, he placed an order. He was tired, and
decided not to read the section that said "For More Details, Click Here." It was
pretty clear.....he thought.
The order arrived about a week later, and when his vacation time came, he put
the serum and a cute new two-piece he had order for the occasion into a travel
bag, along with a few of his own clothes. The first night as the resort, he took
the serum at bedtime and went to sleep. When he awoke in the morning, he
could tell it had been a restless night. He threw back the covers and sat upright,
immediately feeling the weight of his bouncing chest. "Wow, this thing actually
worked." Now he couldn't wait to get to the beach and flaunt his new figure
for all of the guys.
For the next week Andy experienced many new and fascinating experiences like
he had never felt before. It seemed like guys were always hanging nearby, and
two of them became very close, and even intimate with Andrea. As he felt the
ecstasy of his first orgasm, he could only think how amazing the female orgasm
was. It was unbelievable. He must have had over two dozen sexual trysts that
week. As the seventh and final night rolled around, Andy was really unhappy
that this week was coming to an end. He knew it would be a vacation that he
would never forget. (Mental Note: do this for two weeks next year) Before he
fell asleep he just had to bring himself to one more arousal. WOW! WOW!
When he awoke in the morning, Andy was confused. He still had this awesome
body, but the serum should have worn off by now. He looked around for the
instructions to find the customer service number of the company. He called
them to explain what was wrong. When he explained the situation to Claudia,
the CSR, she asked how many times he had sex in the last week. He replied,
"maybe two dozen. Why dies that matter?" Claudia then began her explanation
with "I hate to tell you this.............. But the instructions clearly state that
orgasms must be limited to an average of one per day. You went way over the
limit and you better start getting used to your new body. You now possess a
fully functioning female body. Claudia heard the phone drop onto the floor.
"Hello! Hello, is anybody there?" Andy had fainted. "Too bad, I never had a
chance to explain that she can now get pregnant too. Oh, well......"
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