A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it is a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished,but amazingly neither of the clergy
is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars,the rabbi sees the priest's collar
and says, "So,you're a priest.I'm a rabbi.Just look at our cars.
There's nothing left,but we are unhurt.God must have meant that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of
our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely.This must be a sign
from God."
The rabbi continues, "And look at this.Here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Kedem wine
didn't break.Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to the priest.The priest agrees,takes a few
big swigs,and hand the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle,immediately puts the cap on,and hands
it back to the priest.
The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."
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